"If I met you in real life…" finish it in my ask.

“So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.”
— Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)

domcisco:

Goldieworldwideco.bigcartel.com

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(via orgasm)

“I drank until you weren’t real.”
— Six Word Story (#12)

(via prozaccanthelp)

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

Love this

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sagittariusprincessxo:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

SKILLLLZ

sagittariusprincessxo:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

SKILLLLZ

(via orgasm)

grey-violet:

thorin-and-twerkteam:

emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

this is important because so many people don’t know this

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